- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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