Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What hurts like hell? HELL

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