- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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