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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Your mom is so old she died

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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