- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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