- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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