- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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