- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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