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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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