A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Sixty... eight

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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