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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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