Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Pineapple.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

you just read an anti-joke

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Anti Joke

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