- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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