- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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