whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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