- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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