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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.