"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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