How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call a black man? A person

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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