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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Brain fart

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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