Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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