What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

i hate non minorities!

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

my penis

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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