- Anti Joke

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.