- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

whats black? the colour

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

nice tits.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

John lazzaro likes dick

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