yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Justin Bieber.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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