A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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