What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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