Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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360 NO SCOPE

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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