- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

ejaculation JLR

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

angelo snyder is not ga

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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