Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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