Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Women's rights

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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