- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

My spelling is horrible

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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