- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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