There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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