How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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WNBA

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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