- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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