Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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