- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

homosexual

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

why did the man die? he was shot

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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