Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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