What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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