- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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