- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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