Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What is the difference?

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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