relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Nickelback.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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