Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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