- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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