- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Guest what? Dog

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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