- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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