Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Women's Rights Movement

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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