What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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