Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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