- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

anti jokes are really funny

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

don't just stand there

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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