Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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How old are you? 7

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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