- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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