- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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