- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What fires shots? A gun

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

knock knock whos there? nobody

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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