- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A man walked into a bar owch

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

13 =B you just learned something

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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