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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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