- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

butt sex

it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

WNBA

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??