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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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