i had a black friend once......just kidding

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Black people.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

The holocaust

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

flavin's head

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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