- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

the economy.

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