Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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