- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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