want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

LET

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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