- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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