chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Please ignore this statement.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

batman has diarrhea

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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