- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Your sex life.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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