why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Jordan is pregant

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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