- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

No soap radio

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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