- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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