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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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