-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Vaginal secretions

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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