How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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