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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Prostitution is bad.......

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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