- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Jersey Shore.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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