Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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