Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Cancer.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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