A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What's up? Your time.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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