What are annoying? Ads.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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