why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

black chicken. kfc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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