- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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