- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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