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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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