- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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