- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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