What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Womans baksetball...

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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