- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

what's black and can't swim?

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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