- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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