- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Flowers are colors Love me

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Justin Beiber is a good singer

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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