On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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This is an anti- joke

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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