- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Kys

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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