- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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