- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

I went to school. Then I came home.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

whats your budget like? a budget.

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