- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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