- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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