- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Gretta has five legs? -no

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

You bumder!

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Feminism

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Anti Joke

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