One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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