- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Sloths

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

every knight i see an owl at window

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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