why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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PICKLES

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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France had one revolution

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Anti Joke

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