- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

I don't get it

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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