- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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