What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Anti Joke

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