A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Lil Wayne

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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