What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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