- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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