- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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