- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Who wants water? I do.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

why did katy fall off her bike?

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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