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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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