- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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