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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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