Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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