- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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