A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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12 in general

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The cream, it is coming

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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